I’m laughing so hard
YOU’RE SUCH A CUTE LITTLE BUTT LOOK AT YOUR FEETS
Stop oh my god noooooo my heart
OK first you’re being a total dick right now,
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What I do?
When that baby walks away with her hand in the air sayin “OKAY” is me
whhahaaaaat she is too cute!!!
sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report
do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”
kids are out here like “i wish i was alive during beatlemania” and im like….. beyonce is right here, right now, what is wrong with you. get right with jesus
まい泉のミックスサンド（ヒレ・エビ） #pork #shrimp #sandwich